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Monday, April 2 , 2007
This site will undergo a major overhaul in the next week or so. I'm taking down all the content currently on the site and replacing it with a "Store Only" design. I'll be adding a bunch of new designs and investing real money in driving traffic to the site. For the regulars who visit the site now I'll keep a version of the site up "as-is" indefinitely. There will be a link to it at the bottom of the new page when it goes up. Anyone who has an email account here will still be able to use it. I'm not taking down Freakin' Webmail, so relax! However, after the new site goes up I won't be accepting any new requests for email accounts, so if you want one, now's the time!

I'll post more info about the change when it happens. I hope everyone will check out the new site. And who knows... maybe even like one of the new T-Shirts enough to buy one :)
Cheers!
-The Freakin' Webmaster

Thursday, June 22 , 2006
So it seems the only updates to the site lately are me apologizing for not updating the site. Well, this is no exception. I've been letting this site slip through the virtual cracks of... well... something that has cracks in it - for reasons way too awesome to explain here. I can't promise updates right now, but I do have some ideas on the horizon. In the meantime, thanks to all the few loyal viewers still trekking to the site on a regular basis.

Friday, March 17, 2006
Yes, I'm actually still alive. I feel just horrible for not updating the site recently... Just kidding... I don't have feelings, I'm a dude! But seriously, I've been working a ridiculous amount lately (you know, that thing where you exchange labor for money?) and it's been taking most of my time. So bear with me and hopefully you'll see some updates soon. Now go dye something green!

Tuesday, February 28 , 2006
OK, so I took the entire month of February to not update my site. Big deal... what are you gonna do about it? But I'm happy to report that I'm almost done not updating the site, so watch out for the end of no updates coming sometime!

Sunday, January 22, 2006
Well, so far 2006 is proving to be as mundane and useless as all previous years in the history of time. "The history of time"? Does that work? Meh... don't care. I'm not changing it now. So for all you people out there crapping rainbows about how great it is that a new year is upon us... click here to finish my thoughts

Friday, November 25, 2005
 Black T-Shirts  are here!! Just in time to buy one for everyone on your Xmas list. Click here for the list of all the black shirt designs.

Sunday, November 13, 2005
 Black T-Shirts  are coming soon to the Freakin' Store! Look for them around the end of this chewass month we call November.

Saturday, October 22, 2005
Hit #10,000 happened yesterday afternoon at 12:09PM CDT! It was to the Tetris game page and came from Yellow Springs, Ohio. Now let's never speak of this again.

Thursday, October 20, 2005
Looks like we're only moments away from hit number 10,000 on this here site! Who's it gonna be? Will I give away a prize? Will it play a significant role in anyone's life? Does my smug sense of self-accomplishment make my ass look big? The answer is: buy something from my store and I'll tell you the real answers! Check the counter at the bottom of the page for #10,000 because we both know you have nothing better to do.

Friday, October 7, 2005
Some of you may have noticed that there haven't been updates to the site in a while. You probably assumed that I was either dead or being held captive in some third world country with an arc welder hooked to my "male area". Although those are both good guesses, you're wrong! The truth is I've been moving from my current humble house to a full on palace. It's 27,000 square feet and everything is gold plated. Even the front lawn and the food in my fridge (which is also gold plated and bigger than your house). Am I being ego maniacal? No.... I'm just being totally awesome in every possible way! So yeah, updates are coming soon. I wonder how many people read "place" instead of "palace" and thought it a strange use of the word...

Tuesday, September 20 , 2005
BIG NEWS!
smalll news
red news
blue news

Saturday, September 10 , 2005
Made some changes to the site. I've rearranged the homepage layout quit a bit and added some content. I've changed the entire site over to PHP which kicks ass! You the viewer may not notice anything different, but as the dude that operates behind the scenes I can tell you with confidence that it kicks ass! I've added a rating system to the Rants-n-Raves section so all you wussies out there that won't submit a rant or rave can now judge the few brave souls who have. I've also added a new Site Archives section with content from the days of yore.

Wednesday, September 7 , 2005
Howdy suckers! Not much to report except that I've updated the email signup form for 2005! Hooray! Now go sign up for an email address if you don't already have one! And for those of you who already have one, you should re-sign up just to check out the new form. I bet it will make you laugh. Yeah, whatever. I'm bored...

Saturday, September 3, 2005
New Email & Webmail systems launched! WOOT!

Basically the old system was slow, so I updated it to new hardware, new software, and cleaned out the dead gerbils from the big wheel that keeps the whole thing running. Here's a list of changes for your reading enjoymentnessitude. Now Click here to log in or sign up for a new account.


Tuesday, August 9, 2005
I've added 4 new designs to the Freakin' Store. Go buy them now! OK? Yeah...

Now while you're waiting for your new gear to arrive you should go have a last look at the gallery photos cause they're going away next week sometime. Why, you ask? Well, because I find it annoying to have a bunch of photos of people I know on a public site. I'm gonna turn this here sumbitch website into a money maker and I have to eliminate personal content. So that's that.

Sunday, July 24, 2005
I've just launched the brand-ass-freakin-new chatboard! It's a whole lot sweeter than the current one, and it's hosted by me so there won't be all the outages that have occurred in the past with the current board. The new one has all kinds of sweet skills: like audible alerts when a new message is posted, it now shows a list of users who are logged in, it auto-refreshes every 24 seconds (or you can set your own refresh rate between 6 and 60 seconds), the newest message appears at the bottom of the list, and it's really, really BLUE! I'm unsure exactly why I went with blue, but I am sure that I'm awesome! Now go to it!

Friday, July 1, 2005 – A Little later...
The Freakin' Store is up!! It's still under construction both in terms of design and content, but it's there right now waiting to accept all your money in exchange for sweetass gear! Go check it out. Go buy stuff. Tell all your friend(s). NOW!!

Friday, July 1, 2005
WOW! Someone finally posted a new rant on the Rants-n-Raves section!! I don't know who Gayle is, but I take solace in the fact that at least one damn person of the more than 300 who have been to my site since its relaunch a month ago has a freakin' opinion about something. Now the rest of you should follow Gayle's example and get busy ranting or raving!

On another note, the Freakin' Store should be up later today!! Check back soon, dammit!

Thursday, June 23, 2005
**POST REMOVED**

Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Damn... I LOVE cottage freakin' cheese!! But only the manly LARGE curd stuff... That sissy small curd crap can go burn in hell as far as I'm concerned... Wait... Does cottage cheese burn?? *goes and does "something" for a while* ... No. Cottage cheese in fact does not burn.

Sunday, June 19, 2005
Thanks to all of you patiently waiting for the store. I've had some trouble with CafePress getting the color correct on some of the shirts. I think it's worked out now and the store should be up soon!

While you're waiting, how about submitting a Rant-or-Rave?? C'mon dammit!

Oh yeah, and happy freakin' birthday to Lynn today! Too bad she's too far away for a birthday spanking...


Friday, June 3, 2005
Today is the official launch of the new site! Every single page has been updated in one way or another, and a bunch of content has been added. I'm still working on The Freakin' Store where you'll be able to buy super kickass stuff. I hope to have the store up and running within a week or two. In the meantime you should browse around the site, submit to the Rants-n-Raves section, and send me your comments on whatever you want. Cheers, suckers!


 



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